Why must my maternity trousers insist on falling down constantly?
Why must my maternity tops insist on rolling up constantly ?
Im always walking around with this ridiculous jelly belly sticking out 
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When did Eilidh learn how to walk up stairs?
When did Eilidh learn how to walk down stairs?
How can she be old enough to do either
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Why does Rebecca insist that her hair MUST be put up?
Why does Rebecca take her hair down all the time?
Why can’t she make up her mind 
Truly, some of life’s great unanswered questions!
LOL, my maternity pants never stayed up either. And with my 2nd pregnancy I couldn’t find a shirt long enough to cover my ginormous belly, so it was always sticking out.
Very good questions indeed