A Gift For Me
December 15th, 2008 | 
Author: This morning as part of our normal routine im feeding the baby on the computer. The girls are meant to be eating there cheerios.
Rebecca is fully dressed, as Ru gets dressed first thing she to insists she must to - she can be trusted not to spill the cereal all over herself . Eilidh who is guaranteed to spill the milk is naked .
So im on the computer feeding , Eilidh is running around and after a few moments come into the bedroom “you mummy” she says and hands me an object. Its wrapped up in toilet paper . Im thinking how sweet, my girl is getting into the Christmas spirit and has “wrapped” up a gift for mummy.
HA , i open it up and inside is a lovely still warm bit of Poo!!!
My girls the ever helpful ones had attempted to clean up after Eilidh using the hall floor as a toilet - Eilidh by bringing the large bit for me and Rebecca was cleaning up rest when i got to her.
Is’t parenthood just wonderful 
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December 15th, 2008 4:13 pm
I’m so sorry I had to laugh!! Very sweet that they were trying to clean up too…but oh what a shock for you and a worse clean up required I would imagine!!
December 15th, 2008 4:31 pm
Ahhh. Ye gods, that is just, well, it’s just being a parent as you say.
At least you were in their thoughts. And at least it was wrapped up!
December 15th, 2008 7:52 pm
Hi there! I didn’t realize your blog site had changed! I’ve got some catching up to do! Congrats on your new little one! I look forward to reading what’s new!
December 15th, 2008 9:04 pm
Oh, my goodness. Egads. Such a toddler thing to do.
December 16th, 2008 10:16 am
ROFLMAO!!!!!
Funny how no one told us about all the glamorous things we get surprised with as moms, lol.
December 16th, 2008 10:17 am
and… at least they were trying to help clean it up
December 16th, 2008 12:26 pm
That’s so funny! What a lovely present, huh?
December 17th, 2008 1:31 pm
You got the still warm one? I believe that’s what everyone’s after this Christmas!
December 19th, 2008 5:52 pm
OMG that’s not even funny but I can’t help laughing.
December 19th, 2008 9:16 pm
oh man, you made me laugh and take a good hard look at myself all at the same time. thanks!
December 20th, 2008 2:45 am
OHMYGOD! Toddlers.
December 20th, 2008 9:39 pm
That is just too funny!! and I have to admit, even with 4 kids I have never been blessed with such a…. present! LOL
December 27th, 2008 7:27 pm
Ha ha, the perfect gift!!